Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

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silabus:

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

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influentially:

shoutout to everyone who has ever messaged me something nice without looking for a promo or a follow back

No one

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laughcentre:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

dont even think of touching a penis